All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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