I want you more than these girls want KFC
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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