WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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