If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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