Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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