hotel room ftw
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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