you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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