Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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