He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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