I only kidnapped one of them. chill
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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