i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think my moral compass just broke
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