you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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