Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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