your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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