pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
