Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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