I forgot how hot balto sounded
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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