omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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