no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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