So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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