Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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