She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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