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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

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kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

(903): View more from Texas

I'll be there in 10

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(903): I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem. (214): kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night. (903): I'll be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/kykh

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(919): View more from North Carolina

it was average length and chubby

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so kinda like him?

(919): View more from North Carolina

now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...

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(919): it was average length and chubby (1-919): so kinda like him? (919): now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis... http://tfl.nu/92b0

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(803): View more from South Carolina

so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.

(843): View more from South Carolina

drunk me is so punny.

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(803): so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life. (843): drunk me is so punny. http://tfl.nu/qdzv

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(740): View more from Ohio

I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?

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(740): I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign? http://tfl.nu/ahav

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.

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(440): Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed. http://tfl.nu/3vnt

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(913): View more from Kansas

I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim

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(913): I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim http://tfl.nu/0xxd

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(248): View more from Michigan

maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another

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(248): maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another http://tfl.nu/vil6

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(208): View more from Idaho

Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.

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(208): Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now. http://tfl.nu/bdx8

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(315): View more from New York

max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet

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(315): max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet http://tfl.nu/2t6q

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(206): View more from Washington

She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..

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(206): She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out.. http://tfl.nu/vlup

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(816): View more from Missouri

It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.

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(816): It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older. http://tfl.nu/1vux

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(330): View more from Ohio

I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.

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(330): I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake. http://tfl.nu/lvqj

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name

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(609): Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name http://tfl.nu/4ko8

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(231): View more from Michigan

I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.

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(231): I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza. http://tfl.nu/hoj4

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(804): View more from Virginia

I could fuck to npr.

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(804): I could fuck to npr. http://tfl.nu/mjwh

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