I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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