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• (253): View more from Washington

  i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool

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• (213): View more from California

  idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.

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• (619): View more from California

  my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.

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• (585): View more from New York

  this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE

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  to be fair she does have a great rack

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .

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