you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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