I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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