Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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