I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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