hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
