I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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