is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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