Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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