I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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