its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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