let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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