Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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