It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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