It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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