he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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