i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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