how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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