Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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