Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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