I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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