okay pat passed out under dana's car
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
why is half of my head shaved?
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