The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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