We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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