Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
