I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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