This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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