problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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