Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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