For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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