i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Im part way to drunk.
Is Oprah even human
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
