There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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