Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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