its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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